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Pau Gasol
Former NBA Rookie of the Year, Pau Gasol has enjoyed a decent career. After humble beginnings with the Memphis Grizzlies, Gasol has enjoyed the past four seasons with the Los Angeles Lakers. Although soft like puppy shit, Pau has earned a special place in the arid hearts of Laker fans. He will undoubtedly spend the next several seasons hovering near mediocrity in Lakerland.
Beaky Buzzard
Couch Potatoes and Thirty-somethings will recognize this dopey bird as Beaky Buzzard from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Noted for being a dumb ass and mama’s boy, Beaky Buzzard’s goofy appearance and awkward motor skills make him a sight to see, not to mention very pau-like!